Personally, I think that this is unreasonable. Why are you so afraid
of a bit of wildlife? Before you go on about a Limey who doesn't
have a clue, my childhood was in Africa, where ants eat people. A
few anthills really aren't a problem.

Seriously. Live with nature. Reintroduce wolves and lynx to the UK.
And, yes, I do mean in my back garden.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.