Glad you're keeping up the 'bad plants' effort! We've done the talk around
the bay area at 4 societies or so, and they are all great fun.

We added a bit of fun at the end. We started giving people who bring in
their bad plants a raffle ticket, which we put into a hat. At teh end of
the presentation we hold a drawing. The person who's ticket we draw has a
choice: Do they want their bad plant back? Or do they want what's behind
door #3? (We have lucious plants in gaily wrapped boxes, or hidden
offstage, but the person doesn't know what kind of plant is in the box).
They person has to understand that if they decide they want what's behind
door #3, they DO NOT get their bad plant back. Then I make a great show of
SLAMM DUNKING the bad plant into the 33 gal garbage can [WHAM!] and the
person gets to choose their new plant from the wrapped boxes.

You should hear the gasps when I slam the 1st plant into the garbage!!

Its GREAT!

K Barrett


t"Diana Kulaga" wrote in message
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What a meeting we had yesterday! It was new officer installation day, so
the
main part of the meeting was given over to that and a talk by our county
sheriff (who, by the way, was very funny- when he swore us in he used
language that he uses when swearing in a deputy, including "if necessary,
lay down my life" for the society).

I did a "bad plant" clinic first, with a bow to Kathy (I've done this
before, and the group loves it). An experienced grower brought in a hugely
underpotted Catt and wanted to know what was wrong with a leaf that was
turning black, and how to repot, since the plant was growing sideways all
over the place. Those were the easy questions (sunburn and divide or
mount).
What she didn't mention was the scale that was running rampant all over
the
poor thing! Yikes!

Another gal asked if she had made a mistake when she "cut the stalk" off
her
"way too big plant", which she did not have with her. We went into Karnak
mode to try and figure out what kind of plant she was talking about and
finally decided she had decapitated the canes on a Dend. So, we showed her
a
Dend to confirm, but Nooooooo, it wasn't one of those! It had leaves
coming
out from both sides. She had cut a Vanda into sections, because it was
"just
too tall"! For her, we recommended a copy of Ortho's All About Orchids, if
for no other reason than she needs to learn the difference between a
Cattleya and a Vanda, etc. And she said she has 20 orchids! Is there
something akin to the Dep't. of Children & Families for a situation like
this?

There was loads more, and we all had some good belly laughs, even the
people
who brought the plants. Well, that's one of the things we are there for -
education.

And I picked up a Bulb. lobbii 'Kathy's Gold' AM/AOS x Bulb. bicolor 'D&B'
AM/AOS from the member sale table, for only ten bucks. Will post pix when
it's fully open.

Well, that didn't turn into the rant I thought it would.......

Diana