In article ,
Jaques d'Alltrades wrote:

I used to work on a deerstalking estate, and at dangerous places on the
road we had fourteen foot high deer fencing.

Be fair - SOME of that was to allow for deep snow in the winter,
and that would have been red deer.

A triple-two and a freezer is the answer...

Or a pet leopard, let loose in the garden ....


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.