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from Lobster contains these words:

How can I now persuade grass to grow on it?

Sow grass on old teabags, and when it's going well, poke it under the netting.

Keep well watered.

Repeat until you're sick of tea...

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Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
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