Ed Clarke wrote:

On 2005-06-26, Jim Carlock wrote:

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I know that bushes are related to gardening, but I'm not familiar
with that variety. Do you have the latin name?

Peaches are also usually on trees, not bushes...


Don't know the Latin name but the instructions on the seed packet says:

An ornamental shrub specially selected by the Supreme Court to protect
corporate boardrooms and gated communities.

Plant with a silver spoon. Grows easily in poor environment; oblivious to
air or water quality and unaffected by chemical or radioactive
contamination.

Recommended Planting Depth:
Extremely shallow.

Ca
Thrives even with lack of illumination. Protect from pests such as peach
activists and civil libertarians. Feed with special interest fundraisers
and hanging chads until firmly rooted in the Public Treasury.

Caution:
This dope is very potent. (Omnipotent?) Provides short-term side euphoria
with big tax breaks for the rich. Long-term side effects could include
fiscal pain, swelling welfare rolls, and imperialistic delusions. Can
leave permanent stain on the judiciary, and a trail of blood throughout the
Middle East.


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