Welsh Witch wrote:
[...]
A notice on another newsgroup said that the government is proposing
to
bring in a bill to punish anyone who has mushrooms naturally
growing
on their lawn, the same poster has now said that they seem to be
backing off that one...what a relief as we have Liberty Caps and
amanita muscaria our there!
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I have terrible trouble with the bent bananas growing on my lawn:
every time I hear a helicopter I have to rush out and pick them all
in case it's the police.

--
Mike.