The message
from "Mike Lyle" contains these words:

Don't worry about the helicopters, THERE ARE NO BLACK HELICOPTERS!

Oh, no! I'd have expected you to be the last person to fall for those
brainwashing transmissions they send out! You should have followed my
example and lined your hat with kitchen foil: that keeps 'em out a
treat.

I wear an allyhat while at the computer. Blow kitchen foil, fold it and
you have holes in it in no time, and everyone knows that if there's even
the smallest hole, the helicopters will find it.

--
Rusty
Emus to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co full-stop uk
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/