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Jaques d'Alltrades wrote:
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Don't worry about the helicopters, THERE ARE NO BLACK
HELICOPTERS!

Oh, no! I'd have expected you to be the last person to fall for
those
brainwashing transmissions they send out! You should have followed
my
example and lined your hat with kitchen foil: that keeps 'em out a
treat.

I wear an allyhat while at the computer. Blow kitchen foil, fold it
and you have holes in it in no time, and everyone knows that if
there's even the smallest hole, the helicopters will find it.

Are you sure about that? I use two layers of Tesco's Finest -- a bit
more expensive, but I thought it was well worth it. You've got me
seriously worried now. But I do wear rubber-soled shoes, so maybe the
transmissions won't get a good circuit.

I think mine's probably Tesco's too: I use an aluminiumiumiumiumium po
from the 'fifties: Snug fit, and drooping rays slide off and are
deflected away from the body by the lip.

The handle is useful for hanging your keys from, as every time you move
your head they remind you where you left them.

--
Rusty
Emus to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co full-stop uk
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/