"Jaques" wrote in message
Mon Dieu! You are ver welcome to your 'aggis and your sweat puddeeengs
wiz syrup, your ros'bif and soggy cabbarge.

I shall not enter ze games. Pouf! I weel stay at 'ome and eat snails.

It must be roast beef with onion gravy though!

Please come to my garden, I have plenty of snails for you to eat!!