This thread reminds me of a conversation I had with an (A)lley
(I)nspector last Winter.
AI - Sir, you have to get rid of the refuse you have in the alley.
Me - Excuse me?
AI - You have a pile of dirt in the alley.
Me - dirt is refuse?
AI - Yes.
Me - But it's dirt.
AI - It is refuse.
Me - How can dirt be refuse?
AI - Weeds will start growing in it
Me - It's composting (dug up lawn) over an old weed patch.
AI - Compost goes in the back yard.
ME - what-ever.
AI - I'm only giving you a warning, please clean it up.
Here it is, January in Chicago and I'm going to move a pile of
dirt/compost/mulch etc. Luckily Ma nature cooperated and the temps
rose into the 60's and some rain help defrost it. Moved it onto the
other side of the fence, into a neighbors garden area (which I wanted
to do in Spring) that was solid weeds the year before (hence weeds all
over the alley also). A few days later we got about 10 - 12'' of
snow. I was picturing the guy coming back and digging through snow
looking for dirt LOL.
|