In article ,
"Miss Perspicacia Tick" writes:
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| Pity my garden's fairly large. The rate it grows, the bindweed
| would have flowered before tortoise reached it ;-).
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| Get a bigger and faster tortoise?
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| Idea...
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| http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P...2.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Precisely. One could also then persuade the government to subsidise
the project as a new approach to sustainable transport - after all,
they don't seem to have any ideas that are even as plausible.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.