Why would that be Johnny Cat, Mr. Dick Shillelagh?

Wouldn't a dick shillelagh be awkward to use?


"Dick Shenary" wrote in message
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On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 00:47:46 GMT, "Cereus-validus......."
wrote:

Be careful now, big guy, you don't want to hurt Johnny Cockroach's
feelings.

Wouldn't that be Johnny Cat?