Scott's decision of my sod replacement:

They announced the same day to stockholders that several cost cutting
measures were put in place to keep their earnings from being so low.

Did you know those are just franchises?

Who would pay $65,000. to have the honor of working with crooks, creeps, and
sluts, I mean slugs.

Then you have to buy their trucks, sorry chemicals, and feel good about
killing others lawns.

I would rather just admit to and start robbing crippled people.