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"Doug Kanter" wrote:

"Michelle" wrote in message
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Hello. I am fairly new to the gardening scene and I am really enjoying
myself. However, I do not do well with bugs and other creepy crawlers. I
am noticing a lot of small frogs. Is there any type of repellent I can
use for hopping creatures?

Pesticides and herbicides will work nicely. Use as many as possible,
preferably on a daily basis, and you'll kill all the bugs in your garden,
thereby eliminating the food source for the frogs or toads or whatever you
have. Of course, you'll also have no bugs left to pollinate your vegetables,
so you might want to eliminate those from the garden plan. And, nobody will
be able to eat anything from your garden. But, you'll have no creepy little
animals left. They all spread rabies anyway.

Once you've established this regimen, be sure to check your health insurance
and make sure you've got long term care coverage.

Please make sure that your children and grand children are covered
too. Gardening is about death and destruction and rebirth . Sterile
equates to death. Some studies suggest sterile can equal asthma as
the dirty old sandbox became a germ free plastic environment. Immune
system can't handle the real world.

Sting rot before a seed burst seems to be the rigor. Forgot sex!

Bill who offers a bounty for toads alive. Precious beings!

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