"Questions" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 26 Jul 2005 11:31:22 -0400, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

Perhaps I have problems with cats, and a cat catcher that's
non-responsive.
I went through that some years ago. I didn't get as far as using poison,
although it was next on my list. What worked ended up being great fun. I
had
a picture of a friend's boat docked in Montauk, Long Island. In those
days,
some fishermen thought it was cool to hang sharks' heads on the dock
pilings
after they were done hacking up the animals for whatever purpose. I showed
that picture to two uncooperative cat owners and asked if they'd like to
see
that happen to their beasts. The cops came to my door later that day. We
talked, and I assume they also chatted with the cat owners because I never
saw those cats leave their property again. Priceless.

I've discovered that there are a lot of people just like me in the
world. You may meet one eventually, if you keep threatening people.

If you do meet me, and show me your little mind, I'll beat you into
the mud and poor cat **** down your throat.

Have a great time, asshole.

LMAO! another sidewalk sissy is heard from. You have a cat **** fetish? What
a sick *******.