"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
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The message
from martin contains these words:

Another piece of crisp guinea
pig crackling and a glass of elder flower wine?

Please save me the guineapig skins, everyone..I'm sewing them
together to make myself a moose.

Janet.

From some of the comments I have seen perhaps the m on moose should be
replaced by an N....apologies for this one...not usually my style but once
in a while I do stray.