In article ws.net,
"Sue" writes:
| "Nick Maclaren" wrote
|
| In my view, Cloaca Cola (with apologies to Raymond) is drinkable
| provided that it is at least 60 degrees Fahrenheit colder than
| the ambient temperature. And still liquid.
|
| When you finally discover that 2 thirds full bottle of gone-flat Cola that
| you bought last Christmas for young visitors, you can pour it down the pan
| and leave a few hours. It's quite an efficient toilet cleaner. Possibly not
| very environmentally friendly though.

It also works as a rust remover. Actually, I believe that it is
fairly harmless, ecologically, being mainly water, sugar, phosphoric
acid, caramel and caffeine. God alone knows what the 'light'
stuff contains - that could be arbitrarily toxic.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.