"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Bert Byfield" wrote in message
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I have a pair of squirrels living nearby in a large tree. They've
pillaged through my Avocado trees, Macadamia Nut Tree, and my Olive
tree, leaving a trail of broken nut shells all over the place. This
is a daily remninder that I am not in control of my yard. Is there a
way to get rid of them?

I have only 10 more macadamia nuts left and they're not even ripe
yet, I want to be able to try at least just one when they ripen.
HELP!!
1) Offer them an alternate and better food source -- a feeder full of
peanuts/corn.
2) Try to trap them.
3) Chainsaw your trees.
4) Buy a 12-gauge shotgun.
Patrick

Get a cat(s) and give them a way to stalk invisibly into the squirrel
zone.

If a cat tangles with a squirrel once, it usually won't do it again.



LOL. Do you have wimpy cats or *really* mean squirrels?

When I was growing up, every outdoors cat we ever owned hunted squirrels
regularly - and caught them from time to time. Some they'd eat, some they'd
leave just outside the side door as "presents" for Mom. :-)

It was really funny when a squirrel would get away - it would cling to the
side of a tree, just out of reach, and lash its tail and chatter at the
cat - just like it was taunting the cat. It seemed to work, too, since the
kitty involved always looked mad enough to spit nails afterwards. Ever
since, I've always imagined that cats feel particularly satisfied whenever
they kill a squirrel.