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from "Harold Walker" contains these words:

What would you call 'a real newspaper'?

"Do not insult the crocodile until you have crossed the river"

what are the requirements for a newspaper to be called 'a real newspaper'?

They must print (some) news. The Sport and Sunday Sport had to start
using genuine stories as well as their usual amazing revelations -
"London Transport Bus Found on the Moon", "Lancaster Bomber Found on the
Moon", Adolf Hitler Living in..." etc.

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