Charlie Pridham wrote:
"Harold Walker" wrote in message
...

what are the requirements for a newspaper to be called 'a real
newspaper'?

That it gets the fire going even when damp :~)

I was told (mumble years ago) that The Grauniad was best for lighting fires.
But most newspapers have changed the formula for their ink these days, as
people didn't like smudgy hands.

Sally H