In message , David W.E. Roberts
writes
I suspect that in a few weeks I will be starting to wonder when the
growing season is going to taper off, or perhaps see people starting to
avoid me as I smile and produce an oversized cucumber.

Ummm .. boggle ...

but if you google cucumber and recipe, you can find all kinds of ways of
boiling, frying, etc. your surplus cucumbers.
--
Klara, Gatwick basin