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Tumbleweed wrote:

I think you'll find, that except for the plasma forming the sun, everything
in the solar system is a chemical. ...

No, no, not at all.

Something that has been missed by modern science is that there is
a complete alternate system of matter, based on the elementary
particles called stupidity, ignorance, dogmatism, intolerance and
abusiveness. This accounts for the missing matter, commonly called
'dark' matter.

Recently, an alternate solar system passed through ours, and some
of the inhabitants of the other one, called trolls and made up of
those elementary particles, got stuck in ours. Their reasons for
disliking anything made up of chemicals should be obvious.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.