On Tue, 23 Aug 2005, Jaques d'Alltrades typed this :

Please explain then, why i can never find a teaspoon? I don't take sugar
in tea, cocoa, etc (and don't drink coughy) and use very little in
anything else. (Except when I'm winemolishing, in which case I tend to
hfr a shovel.)

ISTM that you can't find a teaspoon because you don't have any.
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Roger Hunt