"Ali Hopkins" wrote in
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"Jaques d'Alltrades" wrote in
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[*] As many authors have pointed out, the inside of ancient and
well-cluttered storage units, such as sheds and wardrobes, tends
to attach itself to other universes. Nobody knows why. This is
why things disappear and strange things appear in such units, and
accounts for the postings on uk.rec.sheds.

It's all down to wormholes in the space-time continuum, string
theory, quondam mechanics, pork pies, brown ale, tobacco tins and
what's down the back of (Bob's sofa.


You forgot reverse polarity of the neutron flow. Needs a hairdryer.
(Points to anyone who knows why....!)

Ow! Stop that pointing, you could do someone an injury with that thing.