"David W.E. Roberts" wrote in message
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On Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:26:05 +0000, Katfish wrote:


Granada Television is looking for contributors for a new series of
'House of Horror's. If your garden has been destroyed by landscape
gardening rogues and you are in need of a makeover then please contact-


or call 0207 633 2732

What if you yourself are the landscape gardening rogue who has destroyed
your own garden?

{Purely hypothetical, of course]

mine isn't so much 'landscaped' as 'moonscaped' thanks to my poultry.