"Guy King" wrote in message
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from Egbert Egret contains these words:

Please explain then, why i can never find a teaspoon? I don't take
sugar
in tea, cocoa, etc (and don't drink coughy) and use very little in
anything else. (Except when I'm winemolishing, in which case I tend to
hfr a shovel.)

Then why do you need a teaspoon?

OK, smartarse, how do /you/ get earwax from your ear into the storage jar?

You get your servants to suck it out of course.

--
Malc

"Your mother can't climb stairs"
Dalek playground taunt