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Also it must be done quietly behind curtains.

Oh, like farting then?

Oh dear, is that why people have been looking at me ?
I've been doing it all wrong then

Ah - there's not a lot of point in doing it quietly behind the curtains
if the game is given away by the drapes blowing in the breeze. You have
to throttle back as well.

You may also need one of the

http://www.over-the-counter.com/over...tfarfilun.html

Or a dog.

--
David Reid http://www.disarray.org.uk

Real men don't need to read instructions.