Show him the door!!!.........ROFLMHO ;-)))

LindaB wrote:
-db- wrote:


i second that. ducks are great. they are reasonably quiet and can be
good with kids. they'll certainly clean up the snails (the ducks of course)


Yeah, except it is family folklore about my brother next door, who had
ducks, coming in to ask for a recipe for duck and broccoli soup. He
said "It won't take long to make - the broccoli is already all in the
ducks"