The message
from "Alan Gabriel" contains
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My wife bought me a trug for Christmas. I`ve used it for carrying presents,
bottles of wine, cans of beer, even a change of clothes to the bathroom. I
feel it has become a part of me.

Is there a self help group, a sort of Truglodytes Anon, for people with trug
dependancy????

Just put the cold turkey in your trug, and lock yourself in the shed
until it's finished.

Janet.