On Wed, 8 Jan 2003 04:53:54 +0000, Alan Gould
wrote:
In article , Stephen Howard
writes
snip...
About a second later the light went on - and my wife was entertained
by the spectacle of a bleary-eyed, naked man holding up a hand with
the dripping remains of half a rancid marrow attached to it.
Her words?
'Please tell me this is a nightmare'.
The only reply I could think of was 'Well, there goes another dinner'.
A lovely garden produce tale. I've had a lot of fun imagining variations
on the 'words' which may have been used by other women faced with the
same scenario. :-))
Ten bob says you thought of the classic ' is that a rancid marrow in
your hand, or are you just pleased to see me?'
Regards,
--
Stephen Howard - Woodwind repairs & period restorations
www.shwoodwind.co.uk
Emails to: showard{whoisat}shwoodwind{dot}co{dot}uk