In article , Stephen Howard
writes
A lovely garden produce tale. I've had a lot of fun imagining variations
on the 'words' which may have been used by other women faced with the
same scenario. :-))


Ten bob says you thought of the classic ' is that a rancid marrow in
your hand, or are you just pleased to see me?'

More like "You'd better wash that before you use it" ;-)
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Alan & Joan Gould - North Lincs.