The Four Cats !

Four men were bragging about how smart their

cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an
Accountant, the third man was a Chemist,,,,,,and the fourth man was a
Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and
promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was
pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat
and
said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen
cookies.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was
good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
said, "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got
a
10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the
glass without
spilling a drop . Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What
can your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do
your
stuff."

CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet,,,,,,,,,,,


ate the cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


drank the milk,,,,,,,,,


sh*t on the paper,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


screwed the other three cats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


claimed he injured his back while doing so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,,,


put in for Workers Compensation...............and


went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............


Steve