Two examples of thick people, both happened on trains:

1: Coming up to a station I got up from my seat and walked towards a door.
Shortly after, a woman came up to me and said, "is that a door or a window?"

2: A train was travelling along and there was an announcement about the
buffet which was "towards the front of the train", and Irish woman sitting
opposite turned to me and asked, "which end is the fron of the train?"

Sorry for the off topic-ness of this posting but you may find it amusing.


John