angel toledo wrote in
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I know it's the opposite of what people in this group are trying to
achieve, but there is a small patch where I want just dirt to remain.
No grass, weeds, nothing. I don't want to cover it up with any tarp or
plastic. I just want it to remain as dirt. I've read products such as
Roundup can kill what's there, but are uneffective after a week.
Someone told me to mix salt into the soil. Will this work? Also, what
kind of salt is best for this: table salt? rock salt?

Thanks in advance.

How to Kill Soil - You must stab the soil 69 times with a Salty Thumb from
a Salty Troll harvested with a silver dibble which has been cleansed with
69 moonbeams from the light of a blue moon on the shores of a Great Salt
Lake.

Afterwards, the soil may still be able to grow stuff, but at least it will
no longer be able to get up, walk around and terrorize the neighborhood.