Boxers or briefs?

You mean Dubya is so stoopid that Rumsfeld has to dress him every morning?

Does somebody hold his hand when he crosses the street too?

America spends half a brazillion every year on the drug problem. Maybe if we
spent that money on education instead the drug problem would go away?


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Bob V wrote:


Hmm, it's a little small for a whale, isn't it?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were
killed..."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the President sits, head in hands.

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Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"