Snooze wrote:


As a kid remember when you would write a message
in someone's lawn with a bottle of bleach as a prank?

During Clinton's first year in office somebody did that very thing on
the white house front lawn except they wrote "**** YOU BILL".

Infuriated about it, Slick Willy ordered the FBI to investigate. They
came back a day or so later and told Clintion that they analyzed the
**** and found it to be Al Gore's. Clinton leaned back in his chair in
disbelief. The FBI then advised him of one more thing.

They said "We analyzed the handwriting also. It was Hillary's."