Jaques d'Alltrades wrote:

Not the nasturtium treatment, but I have a not-so-small steaming
hillock, but (Ref. your previous post) not having any boys to do it for
me, I have to drink a lot of tea.
Next spring I shall either plant a pumpkin on it, or if it is
sufficiently usable, add it somewhere where it will do some good.

A pumpkin could look really great - magic even. Perhaps I'll do that
too.

(snip long list of things to do)

How did I get here from an open compost heap?

I don't know but don't worry, you're amongst friends here ;o)

Which part of planet earth do you live in?