Now OT, was: Cuttings from a bay tree
Mike pushed briefly to the front of the
queue on Tue, 21 Jan 2003 07:16:49 +0000, and nailed this to the shed
door:
(on-topic snipped)
^ I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee
^ asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
^ I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
^ He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."
Good one. Here's another:
I was on the phone to my bank's call centre, when the bank employee
asked me for my name for security purposes. "Which one?", I said. "?",
she replied. "Christian name, surname, full name?", I said. nervous
titter "No-one's ever asked me that before" she said. "!", I said.
Andy
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