Jaques d'Alltrades wrote:
I had a cat which caught rabbits.

(reluctant snip)

How could you Monsieur Jaques! Carry on, BUT CARRY ON! My sides split
.... It's priceless, especially the 'black furry thing with a red
cylinder for a head'. How wonderful. My glass of Rivesaltes never
tasted so good.

ps. Can I put a 'c' in your first name? That is if you don't mind. I
thought between the 'a' and the 'q'; 'Jacques'. Looks better don't you
think?