Dave Liquorice wrote:
Well my head does't rock about like that, nor do I lie on the floor to
listen to some one speaking.

))

The bits of Chelsea I saw had DG two sheets to the wind most of the
time. He should not have been allowed in front of the camera I really
felt for Alan Titchmarsh sat there trying to hold the show together
with a blathering drunk next to him.

Poor Alan. But DG did say, eventually, sometimes later, that Alan was
his 'guru'. I think DG realised how silly he had been but more to the
point how lonely he was in his quest for the 'original' for a better
word.