"Jaques d'Alltrades" wrote in message
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from "La puce" contains these words:

I can't wait to have nothing to do but just gardening ... one day will
be like landing in paradise )

Oink, flonk-flonk-flonk.

Porkair 01 requesting permission to land...

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Aahhhhh!!!!
pigsonthewing?