"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
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"undergroundbob" wrote in
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Maybe it is some sort of hybrid with the size of the red and the
aggression of the gray - in other words, a squirrel with Wee Man
Syndrome!



What a horrible thought! :-)

No, I reckon it's probably a disguised grey squirrel which has learned
it's
a criminal offence in Scotland to set poison or lethal traps in an area
where there is a possibility that Red squirrels may be killed, out to
con
the OP into stopping his annual poison fest.

How about, it's a hoodie-wearing squirrel from Essex , forced to seek
asylum in Scotland?


LOL. If he was spouting poetry on route, he could even be (very) Little Red
Rhyming Hoodie :-)