"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
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How about, it's a hoodie-wearing squirrel from Essex , forced to
seek
asylum in Scotland?

Wearing a hoodie like Long John Silver wore his parrot?

Caw! Stane the craws!

Well, the good news is, nobody's going to call you a fashionista. The
bad news is, wearing a crow on your shoulder in Essex, won't get you
into Hello magazine.


But if that were all you were wearing, who knows?