On that I totaly agree...at least the rain washes of the bird
crap....there
is one exception tho.....I feed the crows with dog food and periodically
a
seagull swoops down for a feast....I shoo them off but one of the buggars
got its revenge last year and I got a dollop of seagull crap in my
hair....a
blinking mess to be sure....in that case think I would rather have had a
pile of fox crap


or cat crap :-((

When I was on H.M.S.Gambia the cruiser, we were sailing out from Rosyth,
upper decks all lined with sailors in their tiddly suits and as we went
under the Forth Bridge, a Seagull chose one person lined up to crap on :-))
Me!! Supposed to lucky and looking back I have nothing to complain about so
.........................

Mike
The truth will prevail