Rupert wrote:
"Sacha" wrote in message
.uk...

A Healthy & Safety form arrived today which made us laugh. Questions - to
a nursery where everyone works either outdoors or in large glasshouses:
"how many of your workers smoke; do you set aside a special area for your
workers to smoke?" I'm not quite sure that 'back of the bonfire sites'
is
what they're looking for as an answer. ;-)
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


Not quite the same thing but I filled out a DTI form for export statistics
stating that we had exported 1 milligram of a weird organic chemical at
£1800 which translated through their system at £1800,000,000 per ton.
(£1.8bn?)
We had vast fun with the men from the Ministry until they realised we were
not the saviours of the British Economy.

Sorry I digress, this doesn't help with your problem.
Do *not* mention the bonfire.

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

Environmental pollution act (as
amended.......subsec......para...............)