-- Who am I and What Is My Gender?

Maia, female

-- Where am I? Where do I grow?

Toronto, Ontario, Canada. My (west facing) windowsill at work.

-- What do I grow?

I am only starting, have two plants, one is - I think - a Beallaras
Oncidium hybrid and the other is a Phal. I want more, but too
expensive.

Age?

26

-- How long have I been growing orchids?

Less than a year.

-- My biggest orchid accomplishment(s)?

They are still alive and growing!

-- Miscellaneous Info...

I am a statisitician and mathematician, I would be a gardener I think,
if I hadn't spend so long is school. Now I need to work.