"Mike" wrote
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

and do remember.....

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
fool.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers and friends are really dying for you to telephone them at four
in the
morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting and dribbling.
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WARNING: the consumption of alcohol can cause you to scream when you wake
up and
see who's lying next to you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than you are.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in waking up in
Hospital
having got the shit kicked out of you.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel
gode.
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:-)

--
Regards
Bob
In Runnymede, 17 miles West of London