Archimedes Plutonium is famous for saying:

whole entire Universe is just one big atom
where dots of the electron-dot-cloud are galaxies

He espouses the "Plutonium Totality Theory" where the universe is one
giant atom of Plutonium. A key piece of evidence for this theory was
the recent discovery that the average color of all the stars and other
luminous objects in the universe is a very light and slightly greenish
beige--- the same color as Plutonium.

However, if you look up at the sky, you see that the universe as a
whole is mostly black. Could this be becuase the universe is in fact
NOT one giant Plutonium atom, but instead one giant Carbon atom? The
Carbon Totality Theory would also explain the paradoxical fact that
life is Carbon-based rather than Plutonium-based.