Right Lawrence. Yours is probably the correct one, but my memory failed me.

Lawrence Akutagawa wrote:

"sherwindu" wrote in message
...

Reminds me of the old
saying
that what is worse than finding a worm in an apple? Answer: not finding
it.


The one I heard goes:

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple when you bite into it?

Answer: Half a worm.