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miljee wrote:

For your information, my local council WANT us, the householders to
come up with other uses for our soon-to-be-defunct bins. ...

101 uses for a dead wheelie bin, including:

A place to store your dead cats
Mobile traffic-calming measures, to replace cyclists
Places to hide in and jump out at passers by
Cheap scaffolding when painting the house
....


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.